Underblushing? Seriously, who came up with this absurdity? You slather cream blush on your face just to hide it under layers of foundation. It’s like painting your wall pink and then covering it with wallpaper. Utterly pointless. And they say it’s for a ‘glow-from-within’? Please. More like ‘what’s-wrong-with-your-face’ effect. Anyone who tries this so-called ‘celebrity-inspired look’ ends up looking like they had a run-in with a highlighter gone rogue.
And don’t get me started on the mess this whole underblushing nonsense creates. You use so much product just to bury it all under even more product. All that effort wasted! It’s like running a marathon only to trip at the finish line. Maybe that’s why they call it ‘soft glam,’ because you’re too tired from the sheer insanity of it all to put up a real fight.
If you think ‘minimalist’ involves slathering on gobs of cream and coverage, I’d hate to see what your maximalist approach is. Ready to scrape off six layers of nonsense with a trowel?
Why not just skip the whole underblushing mess and stick to something less bewildering? Use your common sense—or better yet, check out more chaotic ideas for whatever mood you’re in; it can’t be worse than this.
Enough of this twisted logic. Whatever.