So, I saw this $500 digital jacket today that you’re supposed to buy to wear in the metaverse? Seriously? We’re talking about clothes that don’t actually exist. A pixelated hoodie, just floating around in some pathetic digital world. Oh joy, now you can look cool to a bunch of avatars who wouldn’t know the difference between silk and a burlap sack even if they tripped over it.
The worst part is people are actually paying real money for this nonsense. Like, hey, maybe it’s time to question why your digital self needs designer labels. Are we that far gone? So what if your virtual shoes are top-notch while your real ones are falling apart? Here’s a wild idea: fix your priorities. Digital closet over reality? Nope. Not for me.
And can someone tell me how this thing is supposed to add value to anything? Oh, right, because everyone wants to brag about their NFT jacket that doesn’t even keep you warm. Look, if you’d rather have a perpetual season pass to glitchy heaven, you do you. But I’ll stick with clothes I can actually touch. Read more about this madness over here if you feel like questioning your existence.
Whatever.