So pink! It’s like they’ve butchered strawberries and smeared them all over the cheeks and nose bridge. What’s up with this obsession to mimic a strawberry, as if your cheeks need to scream for attention that way? It’s not even subtle. It’s the kind of look where you walk into a room and all anyone can see is PINK. PINK EVERYWHERE. Who decided that looking like a fruit was the next big thing in makeup? I guess some folks can’t resist the allure of looking like a juicy lost berry in the middle of a fruit salad.
This whole ‘Strawberry Girl Makeup’ trend with its pink invasion is borderline comical. Pairing that with a red lip gloss? Honestly, why even? Red and pink, making peace on your face. How diplomatic. Apparently it’s popular because of its supposed ‘youthful fresh appearance.’ Youthful? Maybe if you’re five and want to play dress-up with mommy’s lipstick! If you’re chasing youth, at least do it sensibly. Don’t parade around like you dived headfirst into a berry patch.
Honestly, if running around looking like some trendy fruit is what gets you up in the morning, who am I to stop you? Anyway, if you have a sudden urge to analyze or find possibly other ways to ruin your look with questionable trends, you might find this specific text equally enticing, flavored with sarcasm and all.
Whatever.