This Or That TAG {Makeup, Nails, Fashion, & More}

This or That TAG: Your Ultimate Guide to Making Life Choices with Sass and Style 💅

No need to call a lifeline; I’ve got you covered with all the juicy tidbits you need to navigate the rocky terrain of personal style and unavoidable nail dilemmas. Ladies and gents (and everyone in between), get ready to pick a side in this quirky questionnaire of epic proportions, where there are only two options and indifference is not one of them. Are you ready? I really hope so because you’re about to embark on a journey of self-discovery that requires almost zero effort. Woohoo! 🎉

Makeup that Makes or Breaks faces 💄

Blush or Bronzer: Because who doesn’t love the struggle of choosing between ‘sunburnt chic’ and ‘I bathed in fake tan’?
Lip Gloss or Lipstick: Is it ‘I just ate a greasy chicken’ or ‘I won’t transfer to your glass’? Decisions, decisions.
Eyeliner or Mascara: AKA, the battle of ‘smoky-eyed goddess’ versus ‘fearless lash queen’.
Foundation or Concealer: Life’s greatest dilemma, second only to your Netflix queue.
Neutral or Color Eye Shadow: How adventurous are you today? Mild as a kitten or bold like a tiger?
Pressed or Loose Eye Shadows: Because why choose packaging when you could spend time choosing colors?
Brushes or Sponges: The epic clash of ‘artist at work’ versus ‘blender in disguise’.

Nail it or Fail it: A Tribute to Talons 💅

OPI or China Glaze: It’s all in the name, or should I say, branding.
Long or Short: Fingernails or talons ready to snag unsuspecting knitwear?
Acrylic or Natural: Are you into nail art or do you just enjoy watching it chip?
Brights or Darks: Are you a neon glow stick or a mysterious vampiress?
Flower or No Flower: To floral or not to floral: the eternal nail art question.

Body Basics: Because Everyone Has One 🚿

Perfume or Body Splash: Are you a ‘subtle allure’ or a ‘fruity explosion’ kind of person?
Lotion or Body Butter: Smooth as a baby’s bottom or smoother than that?
Body Wash or Soap: To gel or not to gel, that is the question.
Lush or Other Bath Company: Bath? Spa? Inflated rubber duck? Your call.

Fashion Forward or Backward? 🕺

Jeans or Sweatpants: Ah yes, ‘denim elegance’ versus ‘I protest in comfort’.
Long Sleeve or Short: More fabric, more problems.
Dresses or Skirts: Are you a twirler or just into twirling?
Stripes or Plaid: Why stick to solids when chaos in patterns exists?
Flip Flops or Sandals: Choosing between casual foot lolling and strategic strap-placement strategy.
Scarf or Hat: Neck warmth or head gear?
Studs or Dangly Earrings: Let’s talk gravity defiance and earring envy.
Necklaces or Bracelets: Upper body bling or wrist-worthy treasures?
Heels or Flats: Painful elegance or comfortably chic a la Parisian?
Cowboy Boots or Riding Boots: Yeehaw or yah yah?
Jacket or Hoodie: Shapely sophistication or slouchy comfort?
Forever 21 or Charlotte Russe: Fast fashion with existential crisis optional.
Abercrombie or Hollister: A sprint through a dark store or a seaside walk of style?
Saks 5th or Nordstrom: Because sometimes we dream we’re millionaires.

Hair Dilemmas: Taking it to New Heights (or Lengths) 💇‍♀️

Curly or Straight: Free-spirited windswept or fiercely disciplined strands?
Bun or Ponytail: Knot or not to knot, that is the question.
Bobby Pins or Butterfly Clips: The age-old battle of security versus nostalgia.
Hair Spray or Gel: Cement in a can or industrial hold? Choose wisely, my friends.
Long or Short: Your commitment phobia might be showing.
Light or Dark: Can we blame it on the weather? Why not?
Side Sweep Bangs or Full Bangs: Cover forehead real-estate or merely highlight it?
Up or Down: Mobile windswept drama or static elegance?

Random Nuggets of Choice 🎲

Rain or Shine: Whether you’re a duck or a sun worshiper.
Summer or Winter: Tanning in a bikini or flouncing in faux fur?
Fall or Spring: Fall leaves or spring blooms; take your critical pick.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Just be prepared for ultimate judgment post-choice. No pressure.
East Coast or West Coast: You better be ready for this coast-to-coast existential crisis.

Remember, this is just a fun way to pry into your own preferences and have a good chuckle at all the not-so-life-changing choices out there. I tag YOU to try this tag challenge. Because we all know the most difficult thing you’ll do today is deciding between two entirely arbitrary options. Happy choosing! 🤷‍♀️

And, let’s not forget to shower some love to the victims… I mean, stars I’ve tagged: Evelina Barry, Lynette Cenee, Traci Hines, Brittany Balyn, LetsMakeItUp1, and JulieG713. Your turn to join the party!