You know what really ticks me off? The ridiculous obsession with “Pearl Skin.” So apparently, we’re supposed to ditch the greasy Glass Skin look because now it’s all about that soft-focus, satin glow that pearls have. Who on earth decided that looking like a human oyster was the next trend?
And it’s not just about rubbing fine mica all over your face to pretend you’ve got luminous skin. Nope, you need primers loaded with these glittery particles, so you can shine under the harsh office lights like some kind of mystical creature. Because clearly, looking like you just stepped out of a shell is the goal now.
Bet it’ll cost you a fortune too. So enjoy breaking the bank for that office-appropriate glow, as apparently that’s what we’re supposed to strive for now. This nonsense gets under my skin. I’m done wasting words on this madness. Whatever.