So, salons are offering multi-step scalp treatments now, because obviously, nobody can wash their own hair anymore. Exfoliation, steam, massage—like your head needs its own spa day. It’s called a shower, people. Just get in it and scrub. Seriously, you get dandruff because you overloaded on the dry shampoo thinking it was a miracle cure for not washing your hair.
I get it, healthy growth starts at the root or whatever, but are we really at the point where your scalp needs to be pampered like it’s had a rough week at the office? What’s next, manicures for your kneecaps? Maybe it’s the “skinification” craze gone berserk. Why should my scalp need its own facial when I barely have time for the one on my face that supposedly makes me look less…dead?
Let’s face it, this whole thing is just an excuse to charge more for doing something that should be part of daily hygiene. You know what? I’m so over it. Let me know when there’s a new trend that doesn’t make me want to scream into a pillow. Whatever.