So, can we just talk about this ridiculous strawberry girl makeup nonsense? Who in their right mind thought it was a great idea to drown your face in pink liquid blush as if you’re some kind of fruit fairy about to join the produce section? It’s like everyone’s having a competition to see who can look the closest to a ripe tomato. Spoiler alert: Nobody wins.
And don’t even get me started on the whole ‘across the nose bridge’ trend. Did I miss the memo where we decided looking like you’ve been rolling around in a berry bush is fashionable now? I’m all for new makeup trends, but this one’s basically asking me to flush my face down the drain and call it youthful. What’s next? Painting our faces with jam? If these trends leave you scratching your head, you’re not alone.
Maybe I should start a new trend where we just throw random food items on our face and see what sticks. Whatever. I’m done.