Strawberry Girl Makeup? Really? It’s like we’re all on some mission to look like we got slammed with a paintbrush. You know, there’s being cute and there’s asking to be mistaken for an overly ripe berry at the farmer’s market. Do we need THAT much pink on our faces? Deck yourself out in enough blush to make you look like you jogged through a strawberry field. Somebody tell me how that’s supposed to be natural. It’s so extra!
And then they throw in this idea of matching your red lip gloss to that face explosion. Because that TOTALLY looks like you just have a healthy glow, right? Let’s all pretend our faces weren’t invaded by an army of tiny pink warriors who had one too many pit stops at a rouge factory. But hey, if you’re into looking like you’ve got a permanent cold flush while attending a clown convention, then by all means, keep hyping the ridiculousness.
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