I just can’t get over how many random things people decide are ‘favorites’ every March. Like, do we really need a whole season dedicated to floral-infused water in clear lipstick tubes? I saw some outrageous product that claims to be a mask and a moisturizer at the same time. Honestly, who comes up with this stuff!
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And don’t even get me started on fashion. I mean, the stuff people wear just because the calendar switched to March is insane. There are these surreal combos like trench coats paired with neon sneakers that seem to pop up every year. Not to mention those mesh tops that look like they’re a sneeze away from breaking apart—WHO actually wears them outside of Instagram photoshoots?
(On a side note, I did stumble on a not-completely-hideous cap that claims to be ‘rainproof’ but looks more like a headpiece the mailman forgot to deliver on time — useful during those tricky spring showers, maybe?)
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But what’s March without a lifestyle update? This is where it gets wild. Aromatherapy candles that promise to align your chakras—and cost the equivalent of a week’s worth of groceries—seem to pop up every year. And someone needs to explain those juicing trends where you blend spinach with mango and call it “detox delight.” They even invented a name—’green glow’ that sounds more like a hazard sign than something you’d drink.
Ugh, my eyes still hurt just thinking about those clashing colors. I think I need coffee. Why is March like this every year, anyway?