So, the internet now wants you to dunk your face into a bowl of ice water to set your makeup. Because obviously, just applying it wasn’t ridiculous enough. Who seriously thought that merging skincare with the arctic plunge would be a fun Saturday activity? Build a snowman on your nose while you’re at it, why don’t you?
Anyway, apparently, this frosty nonsense “shrinks pores” and “sets makeup” like some kind of witchcraft. Sure, it might give you some kind of icy glow for a few minutes until your skin starts turning blotchy from the freezing cold. Blame TikTok for this one. Next thing, they’ll tell you to brush your teeth with sandpaper for that extra polish.Check out the other ridiculous tricks they promote.
And what happens to mascara? Turns into some avant-garde running-down-your-face Picasso deal. Stunning! Because smearing around lipstick is all the rage now, right? Anyway, I’m calling it. I’m done.