So, we’re supposed to believe that having ‘Expensive Brunette’ hair is going to somehow make life more meaningful? Who comes up with this nonsense? Glossy, multi-dimensional, blah blah blah. What’s wrong with just calling it brown and moving on? Having a color named Expensive Brunette doesn’t change the fact that it requires maintenance like every other dye.
Yeah, sure, it looks like ‘wealth’ and ‘health,’ but let’s be real, you step out into the rain once and the shine disappears faster than a paycheck. It’s like they want you to believe your entire personality and net worth are somehow reflected in your hair color. Give me a break. And don’t get me started on the impact of this on self-esteem—like you don’t have enough to worry about.
The whole point is that someone out there decided that instead of just acknowledging brown is the most common hair color and thus pretty okay, let’s turn it into this unattainable fantasy that everyone now needs to chase. It’s just colored keratin, people!
Honestly, who wants to shampoo and blow-dry something every morning like it’s the crown jewels? No one. The world is hard enough without adding luxury hair stress to your daily routine. It’s ridiculous and exhausting. Whatever.
Here’s where someone else probably doesn’t agree with me.